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We like your cars. The are fun.
We dont like the stupid names. 'Cup', 'Trophy' etc.
Here are my suggestions:
'Renault Clio Ragnotti' (as in France, the tarmac god himself on your car, if you dont know who he is you shouldnt be allowed to buy the car, please implement a small written test at all dealerships)
'Renault Clio Alonso' (The standard 182 with the hairy eye brow protectors on the front headlights and a free love letter from Flavio in the glove box)
'Renault Clio Fisichella' (A standard 182, but on some days its really quick and on others its really slow. It also breaks down more often the the 'Renault Clio Alonso', and has a funny shaped fuel filler)
Renault Clio Williams (heres an idea, get an engine deal going with Frank and make some sexy blue cars with gold wheels. Should be an instant classic
)
'Renault Clio Mansell' (same after market eye brow protectors as the 'Alonso' but the warrenty runs out after 2 of the agreed 3 years to make way for.....
'Renault Clio Prost' (Slower than the 'Megane Damon' but costs 5 times as much'
We dont like the stupid names. 'Cup', 'Trophy' etc.
Here are my suggestions:
'Renault Clio Ragnotti' (as in France, the tarmac god himself on your car, if you dont know who he is you shouldnt be allowed to buy the car, please implement a small written test at all dealerships)
'Renault Clio Alonso' (The standard 182 with the hairy eye brow protectors on the front headlights and a free love letter from Flavio in the glove box)
'Renault Clio Fisichella' (A standard 182, but on some days its really quick and on others its really slow. It also breaks down more often the the 'Renault Clio Alonso', and has a funny shaped fuel filler)
Renault Clio Williams (heres an idea, get an engine deal going with Frank and make some sexy blue cars with gold wheels. Should be an instant classic
)'Renault Clio Mansell' (same after market eye brow protectors as the 'Alonso' but the warrenty runs out after 2 of the agreed 3 years to make way for.....
'Renault Clio Prost' (Slower than the 'Megane Damon' but costs 5 times as much'
