joke

[ducks butt]

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

The Bear says " If I roar in the forest the entire forest shivers with
fear"
The Lion says " If I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of
me."
The Chicken says " Big deal, I only have to cough and the Entire planet
craps itself"

 

[Day]

LOL

 

[polarbert]

LMMFAO

 

[Sam]

FBI Recruiting...

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
chair. Kill Her!
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The
agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."


The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
with the chair."

MORAL of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them