Firework up the A*s*!

[Shabba]

Just heard a story on the radio about some t**t shoving a firework up his a*s* and lighting it :shock:

What is the world coming to when people start doing mad s**t like that :?:

Is life so boring now that people have to copy Jackass stunts to get their kicks :?:

 

[Cue]

lmao - what happened????? did they just take off or is it a case of not being able sit down again for a while???

lmao at some people - how dumb are people becoming??? is it just a case of the dumb people breeding more?

 

[Shabba]

Thats what I was thinking.
Luckily for him (but unluckily for the rest of the human race) he survived

 

[Shabba]

He won't be eating any curries for a while :lol: :lol:

 

[Fish]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm

have a read and enjoy laughing at that d**k.

 

[Shabba]

Hahaha... they even know what firework it was :!: :lol: :lol:

 

[Fish]

Hahaha... they even know what firework it was :!: :lol: :lol:

BBC always seem to go a little too far :lol:

 

[Shabba]

They only warn not to play with fireworks.
Can't recall ever seeing any warnings not to stick one up your jacksey and light it :?

 

[Fish]

thats probably what he said to the hospital staff who at that moment could not keep their laughter in proceeded to literally crack up and need hospital treatment themselves

 

[Cue]

lmao, aye - you'd have thought they'd have warned against that!!! lol

I really cannot think how or why anyone would do that, must have been an idea born out of drug or drink use.... I mean i've been paraletic before but never has the idea of taking my dad's advice of "putting a rocket up my arse" come to me in a literal sense.

can you imagine how much stick he's going to get from everyone who knows him.... lol

 

[Shabba]

I think he got enough stick from that firework, don't you :?: :shock:

 

[Fish]

I think he got enough stick from that firework, don't you :?: :shock:

:lol: :lol: =D>

 

[ryanaldo13]

I saw a stunt like this on Jackass... not as funny as this clown!

 

[Steve]

Was he trying to fire it up his arse or just using his arse as a launch pad? Because it got me thinking, if it's the latter, he must have been doing a headstand otherwise it would fire straight into the ground, actually there probably weren't any cognitive processes that developed going on.